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Sometimes it’s possible to have too much determination.
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“[Harry] told me an amazing story when he went on a date once - and he’s not got an ego at all - but he said he went on a date with a girl and she’s like ‘So what’d you do then?’. And I mean, YOU KNOW WHO HARRY STYLES IS!!! But she pretended she didn’t know who he was. He was like ‘I’m in a band.’ and she’s like ‘So what’s the band called???’ and he’s like ‘Ummm. One Direction?’ and she’s like ‘Oh! Ok, cool.’ And he knew she followed like One Direction band things [on twitter].”
— Nick telling a story about one of Harry’s dates
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whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:
what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)
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so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out
this is absolutely what they’ve done
I did it to myself so you don’t have to
send help
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3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted
8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted
16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted
That’s depression babe!
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THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY
Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies.
I mean, there’s more sex jokes than some r-rated comedies.
And they’re funny, well timed, perfectly delivered sex jokes
Love this show
